Today, we rebel against life’s rules, boycott a lot of things, and celebrate our liberty and freedom to do whatever the heck we wanna do on a Tuesday because…’merica.
-We play in the dirt.
-We play with hazardous items.
-We eat two things of curly fries.
-We eat the curly fries shirtless. (Luke only) 
-We boycott Maggie.
-We open all the cabinets. 
-We play with rocks.
-We attempt to hide the rocks in car wheels.
-We go to Costco disguised as people of Walmart.
-We eat all their samples.
-We grab the dogs by the tail.
-We stand in the back of our rat rod.
-We are too scared to sit inside our rat rod.
-We listen to Grandpa Bud’s story on why he’s boycotting CVS because they stopped carrying Pepsodent. Pepsodent has dropped below a dollar so it isn’t on store shelves anymore.
-We boycott CVS too.
-We avoid sleep…
but sleep eventually wins.
Goodnight little rebel.
