Tag: shopping nightmare

December 27, 2016

baby/Parenting/She's Becoming Domestic

‘Twas Two Nights Before Christmas Nightmare

‘Twas 2 nights before Christmas and this idiotic mother of 3; decided massive grocery shopping at 5 o’clock was just the job for me. I promised the kids cookies, if they were good and well-behaved; But the whining started early, so with good reason, I immediately caved. Armed now with...

January 5, 2015

She's Becoming Domestic

10 People You Encounter When You Join the “Double Stroller Club”

1. The Sympathetic Bystander: who stands from afar watching you struggle to lift (and somewhat assemble) the extremely heavy double stroller you remind yourself was a great purchase. 2. The Jealous Parent: who places an infant car seat in the back of the shopping cart and sticks a toddler in the front...